LOO-NACY! Stuck 2 the loo for 2

A WOMAN was stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet for TWO YEARS, it was revealed yesterday.

Her legs wasted away and her skin grew around the seat.

Her boyfriend brought her food and water every day and asked if she was coming out of the bathroom — but she would reply: “Maybe tomorrow.”

He eventually called in police, who found the 35-year-old woman with her jogging bottoms pulled down to mid-thigh.

She initially refused to leave but was convinced to do so by the cops.

The seat was still attached to her as they took her to hospital to cut it away.

Sheriff Bryan Whipple said: “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just stuck by her body.”

Police may charge the boyfriend, 36, with mistreating her — but he claims she just didn’t want to leave.

He has yet to explain why he waited so long before raising the alarm and telling cops: “Something’s wrong with my girlfriend.”

The unnamed woman, of Ness City, Kansas, refuses to talk to investigators.

Neighbour James Ellis said she had a tough childhood after her mum died.

What are u worth?

A date with hottie Scarlett Johansson is worth a staggering $40,100 (€26,000). That's the price the British fan has paid to spend the evening with Scarlett after she auctioned herself off on eBay, with proceeds going to Oxfam America. The celeb was offering the highest bidder a chance to spend the evening with her at the premiere of her latest movie. The video (c below) played on the eBay site featured Johannson saying " Hi, I am Scarlett Johannason and I'm auctioning off 2 tickets to be my guest at the world premiere of my film 'He's Just Not That In To You '.

Avril's Clothes Target Kids

Rock star Avril Lavigne who recently kicked off her 2008 world tour, is known for her pairing of frilly dresses and combat boots. She is bringing this style to the juniors department at Kohl's department stores in the US. Rumour has it the brand name will soon be hitting Ireland!

THE WEZZ - Paddy's Weekend

DATES FOR WEZZ

SATURDAY, 15TH MARCH 2008
The Wezz, 4th year students
Time: 9:15pm - 1:30pm
Price: €15
Tickets available at door

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TUESDAY, 18TH MARCH 2008
WEZZ 1, 1st year students
Time: 8:00pm - 11:00pm
Price: €9
Tickets available at door

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Hey WEZZ ! Step Aside Partynite Tour is in Town

COOL! Dates announced for The Partynite Tour! A seriously hot nite not to be missed when it comes to your neck of the woods.


The Partynite Tour has entertained over 560,000 teenagers since it was established in 1998. The Tour has of a number of professional entertainers who provide the ultimate teenage entertainment experience. Entertainers will include: John gibbons - Commercial DJ one of Irelands best. Dj Jazzy J – Irelands under 18 dj champion. Chris Whistle - Dance DJ & Nitro - Irelands most professional under 18 dance group – Fully Cheoreographed

These dates & venues have been confirmed for Paddy's weekend:

Navan Rugby Club - 16th
Leisureland Galway - 17th
Ridleys Dundalk - 18th
Cork City Hall - 19th
West County Ennis - 20th


No alcohol is served at any of the events and only a mineral bar is available.

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MY SUPER SWEET 16IRL

Lorcan Malone from Blackrock in Co. Louth. became hot property overnight when he was chosen as one of the subjects of MTV's Super Sweet Sixteen series. Lorcan was chosen from more than 200 people who had written to MTV from Ireland and Britain and asked to have his party covered by the show. So, how real is reality tv?

Lorcans dad Paddy Malone lashed out at the producers for constantly asking him to write blank cheques for the bash. "If they had their way I would be still writing cheques - they were very pushy (MTV). Lorcan is a cool kind of guy but they really tried to wind him up about the party." Paddy also admitted the crew put pressure on him to buy a new car for his son so it would look good on the show. He added: "I got out of it because Lorcan is only 16 and cannot legally drive until he's 17." Lorcan invited more than 500 people to his bash and insisted everyone wear white - apart from him as he dressed in blue to stand out from the crowd!!!

It is believed the boy received a EUR10,000 watch as a gift from his parents. However, the Shopping Centre which hosted his “invitation ceremony” supposedly paid his family a couple of grand to stage it there!! AND, MTV footed the bill for the party in Silence Night Club and for the appearance fee for Cascada. So, how much did the family actually fork out for the event? Do MTV pay for all the SSS parties? Hey, is it worth looking like a complete dork just to throw that kind of a bash?? And what about the aftermath?
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CASCADA (a) Video (b)performing at Lorcans Party in Dundalk

Despite the huge hype surrounding the event, there has been a website backlash against Lorcan Malone and the party. Lorcan was forced to make his Bebo page private as it became the target of nasty threats.

I WannaBe a Celebrity - GET ME OUT THERE!

STEP 1. How to Act Like a Celebrity

Get out of the house and be seen! Go to all the popular parties. Surround yourself with only pretty people. Well, maybe one ugly person so you don't look too conceited, but all your friends MUST be fashionable or else they will be lynched. Important(a) Buy some oversize sunglasses. (b)Buy some designer labels.
Get a close group of friends that you really like and invite them to come with you, you don't want to be a loner! Have your friends follow you about, like the Harajuku girls and Gwen Stefani.
Dress like a celebrity but add your own twist! You don't want to look exactly like someone else! Find your own niche.


Get glittery! You probably can't afford diamond jewelry, so buy fake diamonds; they look just as good and it isn't as bad when you lose them while dancing.
Do something A-list to your hair! Curl your hair or put it in a half pony... don't straighten it, this just makes your hair look dry.
Get good arm candy. That means a designer (eBay) handbag and maybe a cute guy. But you don't have to have a guy to make you look good.
Cause some drama! Don't be afraid to say something to someone as long as its the truth! Don't be too goody-goody or you'll end up on the d-list quick. Causing drama is great to make yourself more known.


Two words. Red Lipstick. If you want instant glamour, put it on and shine! It makes your teeth look whiter!!
Consult your friends for everything... don't leave them out!
Don't be afraid to stand out... Paris Hilton once said life is too short to blend in, and she's right, get noticed. Do some karaoke or start a dance!
Practice your pout in the mirror. Think Angelina Jolie!

Try having a cute catchphrase. Don't say, "That's hot!", because it's not hot, it's SOOOOO 2004. Try, "That's golden!" and "Ah-mazing!". Try saying something cute like that.
Black-tint your car windows.
Make a "demands" list for your parents like Jennifer Lopez. e.g- must have pillows fluffed; it'll probably get you no where with them but it's a lot of fun!
Practice your autograph all the time.

Smile all the time! Be happy and make everyone think your life is perfect, even though nothing can technically be "perfect."

Gotta Gotta Gotta Have 'em!

These hot buys are a must for any style conscious girl - they r soooooooooooo happenin. A Large yellow bag 30 EURO from OASIS (a la OC girls Rachel Bilson) and these seriously hot peep toe boots from TOPSHOP (SJP,Victoria, Stella & Mrs.Cruise). Get them before ur best friend does - HURRY